FW: Don't touch that cucumber! Islamic cleric bans women from touching 'penis-shaped' foods in case it arouses them

Don't touch that cucumber! Islamic cleric bans women from touching 'penis-shaped' foods in case it arouses them

An Islamic cleric living in Europe has said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any 'sexual thoughts'.

The unnamed sheikh was quoted by el-Sawsana news saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male relative, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.

The cleric said that these fruits and vegetables 'resemble the male penis' and could arouse women or 'make them think of sex,' in a story reported on Egyptian news website Bikya Masr.

No touching: Women should avoid contact with cucumbers, says an Islamic cleric

He also added carrots and courgette to the list of forbidden foods for women.

The sheikh was asked how to 'control' women when they are out shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be bad for them.

The carrot should also join the forbidden list of foods for women to touch

The cleric answered saying this matter is between them and God.

Answering another question about what to do if women in the family like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.

The opinion has stirred a storm of anger among Muslims online, with hundreds mocking the cleric.

One reader said that these religious 'leaders' give Islam 'a bad name' and another saying he should quit his post immediately.

Another dismissed the sheikh as merely a publicity seeker.

No official responses from Islamic scholars have been made on the statements as yet.

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FW: funnies

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the Ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic

Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant

Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?
Sincerely,
1985

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're mostly dead.
Sincerely,
BP Oil

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God

Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed

Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely,
Stevie Wonder

Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely,
Black people

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely,
Parents Everywhere

Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies

Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol

Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish dirtbags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans

Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans

Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User

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FW: Moral Of The Story: MBA (Mentally Below Average) Management Lessons

LESSON 1 A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.  They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"  So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff... And he was gone.  Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff¡-. And he was also gone.  The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."  MORAL OF THE STORY IS: "ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"        LESSON 2  Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand, "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"  "Certainly," said the young executive.  He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.  "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."  MORAL OF THE STORY : "NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING"      LESSON 3  An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."  The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"Again, the! Japanese was confused over the question.  The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese! Etc......??? "  The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am Japanese."  A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of 'key' was he.  The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee' am I?!"  The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"  MORAL OF THE STORY : "NEVER INSULT ANYONE"      LESSON 4  There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie  appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a  wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, and then your wish will come true."  The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.  Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.  The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.  The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, SHIT....,  MORAL OF THE STORY : "THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN"      LESSON 5  The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:  Brain....... .. I should be in charge because I run all body functions.  Blood....... . I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.  Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.  Legs........ . I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.  Eyes........ . I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.  Asshole..... I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.  All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.  To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.  Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief  Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly  Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable  Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred  Day 5 ! - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body  Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.  MORAL OF THE STORY: "NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE".

 

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FW: Subsidy

 

 

The story about 'subsidy' : 

A man called Maha owns a farm which can produce 10 apples every day. He has 5 workers to operate the farm. Each of them eats 1 apple daily and it is enough to keep them operating the farm normally.

The remaining 4 apples, the landlord sells them at RM10 each and he earns RM40.

He uses the RM25 to improve the farm operation and facilities.

He gives RM2.00 to each of his workers and he keeps the remaining RM5.00 as profit.

Day by day, the farm is well developed and all of the 5 workers are happy with the money they can save.

When Maha passed away, a new landlord, Abdul, comes to continue the farm operation.

He says to the workers: 'We need to improve the farm quality and redefine our way of thinking. From now on all of you only need to pay RM1.00 for each apple you eat. It is very cheap as the price is RM10 each outside the farm.'

The workers have no choice but to pay RM1.00 for the apple they eat daily.  Their earnings decrease from RM2.00 to RM1.00 per person.

As usual, Abdul sells the 4 apples and he gets RM40. He uses RM25 for farm improvement and pays RM10 to his 5 workers. He gets RM5.00 as profit. On top of that, he gets another RM5.00 from the apples that he sells to his workers. In total, he gets RM10 as profit every day.

 

Now ... soon, the apple price increases to RM20 each.

The new landlord gets a higher profit as he gets RM80 for the 4 apples he sells daily.

Then, he decides to give the farming improvement contract to one of his close friend, Samy.

Samy says: 'Apple cost naik, improvement cost also misti naik.'

So, the farm improvement cost increases from RM25 to RM50. In actual fact, the improvement only cost RM30. The remaining RM20, Abdul and Samy share evenly between themselves.

Let's calculate how much Abdul gets daily:

RM10 (from farm improvement cost)

RM20 (Net profit by selling 4 apples: [Gross profit, RM80] - [Improvement cost, RM50] - [Wages RM10] = RM20)

RM5 (from selling apples to his workers)

In total, Abdul gets RM35 daily compare to RM10 initially when he took over the farm from Maha. His profit increases RM25 and the workers are still getting RM1.00 daily per person.

 

The greedy Abdul does not want to stop there :

One day, he says to his fellow workers: 'You see ah, the current market price for one apple is RM20 and you are only paying RM1.

See how lucky you are! I have to SUBSIDISE RM19.00 for each of the apple you buy. In total, I need to SUBSIDISE RM95.00 for the apples you buy.

This will greatly burden the farm and we might go bankrupt if we continue like this.

In order to avoid bankruptcy, I need to increase the apple price that you buy from RM1.00 to RM1.50 and I will bear the remaining RM18.50 per apple as my subsidy to you all. '

So, greedy Abdul adds another RM2.50 to his current profit and the number becomes RM37.50.

After you have read the story, I am sure you have already understood the meaning of 'SUBSIDY' given by the government.

The RM95 subsidy never existed in the first place and so was the RM52 billion fuel subsidy generously 'given' by the government

Cutting fuel subsidy is actually just a reason to steal money from your own pocket ..

Greed knows NO bounds .... ! ! !

 

Fwd: FW: Cheap & Efficient way to stop mosquitoes

This is a forwarded email, if this works... it'll be very great!!! where is my 1 cent now...

Today 1 cent Malaysian copper coin is no more a legal tender coin so throw them into the drain and the mosquitoes will die. and the fogging contractors will stop wasting gomen money Cheap & Efficient way to stop mosquitoes. We cannot stop mosquitoes lay eggs at any stagnant water in drains/ponds or water collected in waste pails, tanks, tins, used tyres etc. etc. Of course if you have fish inside the tanks/containers then there should be no problem. Do you know that there is a very simple and very economical way to destroy the mosquitoes' eggs and not let them hatch into larvae. Very very simple, just put in few 1 cent copper coins into the tanks/containers then it will solve all your problems. Because in accordance to Japanese Research Scientists, they found the mosquitoes eggs will be destroyed by a kind of mineral discharge from the copper. DON'T BELIEVE, Try it by yourself and even the small snails also will not visit the containers (with copper coins) collected with stagnant water. Your will observe the water collected in the containers will be very clean and clear. Please Share with friends But if you have fish in the tank, don't try it....fish will die I can't wait to try this in the summer! ************************************* Mosquito Spray...Worth a try I was at a deck party awhile back, and the bugs were having a ball biting everyone.. A man at the party sprayed the lawn and deck floor with Listerine, and the little demons disappeared. The next year I filled a 4-ounce spray bottle and used it around my seat whenever I saw mosquitoes. And voila! That worked as well.. It worked at a picnic where we sprayed the area around the food table, the children's swing area, and the standing water nearby During the summer, I don't leave home without it.....Pass it on. This message is intended only for the use of the person(s) to whom it is addressed and may contain information that is privileged or otherwise protected from disclosure.If you are not the intended recipient you are hereby notified that any use, review, disclosure or copying of this message and the information it contains is prohibited. If you receive the message in error , please notify the sender by reply e-mail and discard all its contents. Thank You.

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Fwd: FW: EPF Rules- A MUST READ

Amandayno: what a fuss... can't someone makes some default rule to make citizen's life easier... it's should be understandable that by default, money should go to the immediate dependent...

EPFRules- A MUST READ

If ONE (1) of your Nominees in the EPF Nominees list dies, automatically the whole arrangement (EPF Nominees list) is VOID .. Meaning if, you only put in One (1) name & unfortunately he/she dies before you – automatically EPF will channel your EPF money to trustee of AMANAH RAYA upon your death. Even though if you have few names in the EPF Nominees list, - the whole arrangement is VOID & none of the individual names left in the EPF Nominees list will get their portion & automatically EPF will channel your EPF money to trustee of AMANAH RAYA upon your death. Piece of advice - if any of the your Nominees in the EPF Nominees list dies, please do immediately approach the nearest EPF counter & present the Death Certificate of the individual & register your NEW / LATEST Nominee in the EPF Nominees list + NEW / LATEST percentage . If, you & the other party (maybe spouse) involved in the same misfortune (accident / illness) that caused death to both yourself / spouse please, please, please alert your siblings / relatives / parents to immediately approach the nearest EPF counter & share the information within 3 days to AVOID all EPF money to be surrendered to trustee of AMANAH RAYA . Upon surrender to trustee of AMANAH RAYA, your children will have to battle the money thru 3 channels; Majlis Agama Pejabat Tanah Mahkamah The normal period via above 3 channels usually takes 2-3 years (except if you have inside/tip top connection) at Amanah Raya.

FW: She posted her pictures on Facebook and look what end up happening to her. (read first!!!)

Read first...

A reminder to those who are on facebook not to give too much of your personal details!! OK this is all in Spanish so I'll tell the story quick. The girl in the picture posted the nice looking pictures on Facebook and of course she got like a million friend request she accepted all of them. One of the guys started asking her to meet up and I guess to have sex she deny him but since it was Facebook she had put all her info there too so he had her address phone number etc etc so he showed up at her place and then the last 4 pictures tell the story of what happen

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Sex in the Dark

I obtained an email (text only) from a friend and decided to share through my blog. I added some fancy pictures grabbed from this location. According to this source too: "Sixty per cent of women prefer to have sex in the dark and the reason, they admit, is poor body image." That's more than half the women in the world.

Sex in the Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down.... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!' The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy , you explain the kids.' Send this to your good friends and let them have a laugh or else you'll have a bad sex life forever!!!

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FW: Ever seen a Chameleon up close...interesting!

This is real one, although looks as if it is a softtoy.

Singapore Commercial played in the cinema

I received a forwarded mail from a friend. It is a commercial by famous singapore comedian. It is recommended that you watch the clip.

This guy is doing his ironing and phone rang. He said "It's over there.. You have to find yourself.. ok.. " hung up.

Phone rang again. He pick up, "I said.. it's over there... you have to find yourself! Use your brain!"

This guy is getting fed up now... See his expression.

"I have told you already.. it's there.. you have to find yourself.."

Back to his ironing . Phone rings again and..

Opps!!!

See his face.. and the smoke! So damn funny...!!!

Suffering pain from his right cheek.. the Phone rings again!!! See his hand.. trying to grab the phone.

again?!!! Gosh!!!

This is the doctor.. She can't stop laughing.. And it's funny !! She's just so funny! She told "you have to concentrate, it's dangerous if you don't concentrate".. emm.. what about your left cheek.. what happen?

He explained.. she can't stop giggling..!! and ...

at the end she said.. facing to the lens.. "Don't laugh liau... Off your phone now.. Watch movie liau...."

Fwd: Maggi - health effects---do not ignore [SEC=UNCLASSIFIED]

(yummy photo is grabbed from http://static.flickr.com/16/90546054_4ee7bdfb6c.jpg)

For all who love eating Maggi
DO NOT IGNORE THIS ....... Especially those fond of Maggi.......

'CORRECT WAY OF COOKING NOODLES'
The correct way to cook instant noodles without harming our bodies and health. `Normally, how we cook the instant noodles is to put the noodles into a pot with water, throw in the powder and let it cook for around 3 minutes and then it's ready to eat.

This is the WRONG method of cooking the instant noodles.

By doing this, when we actually boil the ingredients in the powder, normally with MSG, it will change the molecular structures of the MSG causing it to be toxic.

The other thing that you may or may not reaize is that, the noodles are coated with wax and it will take around 4 to 5 days for the body to excrete the wax after you have taken the noodles.

CORRECT METHOD :

1. boil the noodles in a pot with water.
2. once the noodles is cooked, take out the noodles, and throw away the water which contains wax.
3. boil another pot of water till boiling and put the noodles into the hot boiling water and then shut the fire.
4. only at this stage when the fire is off, and while the water is very hot, put the ingredient with the powder into the water, to make noodle soup.
5. however, if you need dry noodles, take out the noodles and add the ingredient with the powder and toss it to get dry noodles.

Dietician's Note: If you buy plain hakka noodles which you make initially need to boil in water and discard the water. This will soften the noodles but to prevent it from sticking we need to add a tbsp of oil and also the noodles are deep fried partially to make it crunchy and then dusted with flour to prevent it from sticking while boiling. Hence when you buy the noodles they are already made unhealthy and this is the type we use to make stir fry noodles and the regular maggi too
is made the same way plus they add MSG/ ajinomoto and other chemical preservatives.

A large number of patient with the ages ranging from 18-24 years are ending up with ancreatitis either as a swelling or infection of the pancreas due to regular consumption of instant noodles..... If the frequency is more than 3 times a week, then it is very hazardous...Please share this info and help save a life.

Fwd: Fw: Re: Beware - public toilet seats

Best to use squat toilets, it is also more hygenic.
Don't think the spider could do a "flying' job to sting your bum. (But gotta practice your 'chi gong' for balancing precariously on the seat while doing your stuff ;-o))

Please pay attention to this article. It is of utmost importance.

Three women in KL turned up at hospitals over a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms - fever, chills, vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis and finally,death. There were no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These women did not know each other, and seemed to have nothing in common.

It was discovered, however, that they had all visited a same restaurant along Jalan Kuchai Lama within days of their deaths. The health department descended on the restaurant, shutting it down. The food, water and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail.

The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check. She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the
restroom.

That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove up to the restaurant, went into the restroom and lifted the toilet seat. Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider.
The spider was captured and brought back to the lab,where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its reddened flesh color. This spider's venom is extremely toxic but can take several days to take effect. They live in
cold, dark, damp climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere.

Several days later, a lawyer from JB showed up at a hospital emergency room.. Before his death, he told the doctor that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia , changing planes in Singapore , before returning home. He did not visit the restaurant while there. He did, as did all of the other victims, have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock.Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India . The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate inspection of the toilets of all flights from India , and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on
four different planes!

It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the country. So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders.It can save your life! And please pass this on to everyone you care about.

Fw: HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? hehehe.. HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon.............This will boggle your mind and you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain! 1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY) and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction. I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so. Send it to your friends to frustrate……………………… them too! .

Fwd:Caution: Usage of Vicks Vaporub

Fw: NO SPEAK ENGLISH

No Speak English A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs. Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll down.) What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! Now get back to your emails. I worry about you sometimes..

Fwd: FW: ALWAYS CHECK WHERE IS YOUR KIDS

Fwd: FW: MORE TERRIBLE THAN LOAN SHARK ???????!!!!!!

各位应该有用过信用卡吧? 你们还钱的时候, 有时还多/少几块/几角, 对吗?? 有见过少还RM0.19 而被charged RM 52.17 的 interest charges 吗？？ 我用了大约10年的信用卡， 还是第1次遇到这样的事叻！！！ 就是THE WORLD LOCAL BANK - HSBC!!!!!!! 比大耳窿更厉害！！！！！！ RM0.19 CHARGES RM52.17 , 哇，27457%！！！！ 我问HSBC的职员， 那我平常还多, 比如说RM6， 那是不是应该给回我 RM1,647 ?????????！！！！！！！！(RM6 X 27457%) 而那个职员就静静不出声。。。 我再问那个HSBC的职员， 那如果这个月我没去还那个RM0.19的话，HSBC是不是又再charge 多一次RM52.17, 他还真的敢敢回答我---- "是啊!!" 请大家帮忙传送给朋友， 好让大家都知道， 谢谢... IN ENGLISH Have you ever used credit card?? I think most of you use credit card, right? Normally, when we make payment, we will pay more / less few ringgits or cents, right?? Have you ever seen when you under pay RM0.19 of the full payment, and the bank charged you RM52.17 for interest charges??!!! I been used credit card for about 10 years, this is the 1st time i know that banker can charge u interest charges for the full amount if you pay even 1 cent less !!!!??? This happened in THE WORLD LOCAL BANK --- HSBC Interest more heavier than LOAN SHARK!!!! charged RM52.17 for RM0.19, is about 27457%!!!!!! If based on this calculation, then when i pay RM6 extra, the bank shall pay me RM1647, RIGHT?? (RM6 X 27457%) I ask the HSBC staff for this , then he just keep silent. Then i asked the same HSBC staff again, if this month i don't make the payment for the RM0.19, IS HSBC GOING TO CHARGE ME ANOTHER RM52.17, you just guess what the staff's answer?? He answered me "YES"!!!!! I also under paid few ringgit for other bank credit card payment, but they didn't impose any interest charges for the balance few ringgits / cents. see the attachment for the HSBC's statement & other bank's statement. Pls forward this to your friends so that everybody knows about this, Thank you!!